| Acronym | Meaning |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| MST | Morale Suppression Team. |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition (Also: F*cked Up Beyond Any Recovery) |
| INI | Intoxication And Intercourse (also I&I). Used To Specify Activity During Leave/time-off; See RnR. |
| OCONUS | Outside CONtinental United States |
| CDAT | Computerized Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Era Of Modern Weaponry) |
| BTDT | Been There, Done That |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet |
| GFAG | Go F*ck A Goat |
| DICK | Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer (used In Infantry Training) |