| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUBIJAR | F*ck You Buddy, I Am Just A Reservist! |
| USMC | University Of Science And Mystical Culture |
| NDG | No Damn Good |
| AIDS | Army Induced Divorce Syndrome. |
| MARINE | Math And Reading Is Not Essential |
| RNR | Rest And Relaxation (also R&R). Used To Specify Activity During Leave/time-off; As In, "I Need A Little RnR." |
| SH | Sierra Hotel: Sh*t Hot |
| ECE | Equine-Canine Extravaganza; I.e. Dog And Pony Show - Useless Perfection Of Duty Or Equipment For (usually) Bored Commanders Or Press/media |
| HANO | High-Altitude No-Opening Parachute Technique. Used To Describe Total Malfunctions During Parachute Operations, Regardless Of Actual Altitude, As Well As Any Fall. (Used In Sarcastic Reference To HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) Jumps) |
| USMC | U Suckers Missed Christmas |