| Acronym | Meaning |
| WOOF | Well Off Older Folks |
| WOP | WithOut Papers |
| WOTAM | Waste Of Time And Money |
| WOTD | Word Of The Day |
| WP | Well Played |
| WRT | With Regard / Respect To |
| WRUDATM | What Are You Doing At The Moment? |
| WT | What The |
| WT | Who The |
| WT | Without Thinking |
| WTB | Want To Buy |
| WTF | What The F*ck |
| WTFG | Way To F*cking Go |
| WTFGDA | Way To F*cking Go, Dumb Ass |
| WTFH | What The F*cking Hell |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTGP | Want To Go Private? |
| WTH | What The Hell |
| WTHOW | White Trash Headline Of The Week |
| WTMI | Way Too Much Information |
| WTN | What Who Then Now? |
| WTS | Want To Sell |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WTSHTF | When The Sh*t Hits The Fan |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WU | What's Up |
| WUF | Where You From |
| WUWH | Wish You Were Here |
| WUWHIMA | Wish You Were Here In My Arms |
| WWJD | What Would Jesus Do? |
| WWSD | What Would Satan Do? |
| WWY | Where Were You? |
| WX | Weather |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? |
| WYFM | Would You F*ck Me? |
| WYFO | Would You F*ck Off! |
| WYGISWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYM | What Do You Mean? |
| WYP | What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSILOB | What You See Is A Load Of Bollocks |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| X | Kiss |
| X! | Typical Woman |
| X-I-10 | Exciting |
| XI10 | Exciting |