| Acronym | Meaning |
| WOJG | Warrant Officer, Junior Grade. Informal Reference To Lowest Grade Of Warrant Officer (WO1). |
| JAFO | Just Another F*cking Observer. Aviation Slang For The Co-pilot Or Observer On An Aircraft. |
| KP | Kitchen Patrol. Periodic One-day Duty Assignment For Lower-grade Soldiers To Do Mess Hall Work. |
| GSS | General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General. |
| BOB | The Sun. Stands For Big Orange Ball. |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Misguided Children |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| SFUS | Standard F*cked Up Situation. |
| ECE | Equine-Canine Extravaganza; I.e. Dog And Pony Show - Useless Perfection Of Duty Or Equipment For (usually) Bored Commanders Or Press/media |
| FOAD | F*ck Off And Die |