| Acronym | Meaning |
| ECE | Equine-Canine Extravaganza; I.e. Dog And Pony Show - Useless Perfection Of Duty Or Equipment For (usually) Bored Commanders Or Press/media |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| USMC | University Of Science And Mystical Culture |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| REMF | Rear-Echelon Mother F*cker. A Term Of Derision Used By Front-line Soldiers To Describe Those In Cushy Jobs In The Rear. |
| RPG | Rape Prevention Glasses, Rocket Propelled Grenade |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| DAT | Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Pre-computer Era) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild-Ass Guess. A Close Approximation. |