| Acronym | Meaning |
| GOBI | General Officer's Bright Idea - Usually Means The Opposite. |
| USMC | University Of Science And Mystical Culture |
| HANO | High-Altitude No-Opening Parachute Technique. Used To Describe Total Malfunctions During Parachute Operations, Regardless Of Actual Altitude, As Well As Any Fall. (Used In Sarcastic Reference To HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) Jumps) |
| SST | Slang For The Vehicle Used To Remove Human Waste From The Portable Toilets Meaning, "Sh*t-Sucking Truck". |
| FUGAZI | F*cked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In |
| ATFU | Ate The F*ck Up. When Someone/thing Is Not Up To The Army Standard. |
| FUBIJAR | F*ck You Buddy, I Am Just A Reservist! |
| CDAT | Computerized Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Era Of Modern Weaponry) |
| NFG | No F*cking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New F*cking Guy" |
| NJB | No Job Bitch. This Term Is Used For Those Who Hold No Collateral Duty Or Position, Even Although Their Rank Suggests That They Should. |