| Acronym | Meaning |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Moldy Crotch |
| HANO | High-Altitude No-Opening Parachute Technique. Used To Describe Total Malfunctions During Parachute Operations, Regardless Of Actual Altitude, As Well As Any Fall. (Used In Sarcastic Reference To HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) Jumps) |
| FYYFF | F*ck You, You F*cking F*ck |
| SFUS | Standard F*cked Up Situation. |
| PFC | Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class |
| NJB | No Job Bitch. This Term Is Used For Those Who Hold No Collateral Duty Or Position, Even Although Their Rank Suggests That They Should. |
| ATFU | Ate The F*ck Up. When Someone/thing Is Not Up To The Army Standard. |
| LLMF | Lost Like A Mother F*cker. |
| ARMY | Ain't Ready For The Marines Yet; Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday; Aren't Really Men Yet |
| USMC | U Suck My C*ck |