| Acronym | Meaning |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| SITCOM | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| 5FS | 5 Finger Salute |
| JEOMK | Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard |
| ROR | Raffing Out Roud ("Laughing Out Loud" In Scooby-doo Dialect) |
| BCBG | Bon Chic Bon Genre (French For, Good Style, Good Attitude) |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| WYSILOB | What You See Is A Load Of Bollocks |