| Acronym | Meaning |
| HBIB | Hot But Inappropriate Boy |
| 86 | Out Of; Over; To Get Rid Of; Kicked Out |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| PTH | Prime Tanning Hours |
| WILCO | Will Comply |
| RX | Regards |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| NIMJD | Not In My Job Description |
| CYE | Check Your Email |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |