| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |