| Acronym | Meaning |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |