| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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