| Acronym | Meaning |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| DQ | Drama Queen |