| Acronym | Meaning |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |