| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
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