| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
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