| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
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