| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
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