| Acronym | Meaning |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |