| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
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