| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
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