| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
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