| Acronym | Meaning |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |