| Acronym | Meaning |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |