| Acronym | Meaning |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |