| Acronym | Meaning |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |