| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
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