| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
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