| Acronym | Meaning |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |