| Acronym | Meaning |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |