| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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