| Acronym | Meaning |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |