| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
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