| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
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