| Acronym | Meaning |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |