| Acronym | Meaning |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |