| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
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