| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
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