| Acronym | Meaning |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |