| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
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