| Acronym | Meaning |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |