| Acronym | Meaning |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |