| Acronym | Meaning |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |