| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
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