| Acronym | Meaning |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |