| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
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