| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
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