| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |