| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
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