| Acronym | Meaning |
 | S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
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